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17. juni 2009

Så er kolonihaven solgt :( øv, men vi må videre. Jeg tog et kamera med over idag inden salgsmødet for lige at tage et par billeder... kommer sgu til at savne "den lille" hytte!!! Herunder er et før og efter billede - 7 år Mulle, man ved-og-andet ;)

EFTER-billede Juni 2009 > 530.000,- DKK

FØR-billede Juli 2002 > 115.000,- DKK

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skrevet af: Dennis Skovgaard Sjøbeck - sidst redigeret: 18-06-2009 22:49:07 - læst: 986
19. marts 2009

Vi har fået brændeovnen op at køre :) og det funker fint!!!! Det bliver rart at komme af med nogle af alle de poser nede fra kælderen som er proppet med træ!


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skrevet af: Dennis Skovgaard Sjøbeck - sidst redigeret: 19-03-2009 23:17:21 - læst: 6591
8. januar 2009


Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
Or 'Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.'
There are two kinds of Latin speaker. There is the kind who slowly forms an appreciation and understanding of the language, finding the right word to use and learning to conjugate verbs. In advanced stages of learning the language this results in Latin professorship. The second kind of Latin speaker just memorises lists of quotations, and merely uses them to impress. Given time, they lose track of which quotes correspond to which translation, and eventually end up whispering Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est! into the ears of hopeful young ladies, instead of something more traditionally romantic. This affliction is easily remedied, generally by placing the offender next to a Latin professor at a dinner party.
However, this guide is for the third kind of Latin speaker. The kind who will say Braccae tuae aperiuntur to spot the fakes. The kind who can make a Latino laugh with a well-placed Te capiam, cunicule sceleste!
The important thing is to always insist that you only know a few handy Latin sayings for everyday use, that anyone could pick up. Any more will put you firmly in category two, and you don't want that. More to the point, We don't want that either.
Useful Phrases
So, you've suddenly found that you need to say a few choice words in Latin. Here are the phrases1, with handy English translations.

Nescio quid dicas
I don't know what you're talking about
Nemo hic adest illius nominis
There is no one here by that name
Ita erat quando hic adveni.
It was that way when I got here
Nihil declarandum
I have nothing to declare
Raptus regaliter
Royally screwed
Ut si!
As if!
Vescere bracis meis
Eat my shorts
Re vera, potas bene
Say, you sure are drinking a lot
Noli me vocare. Ego te vocabo.
Don't call me. I'll call you.
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult
Canis meus id comedit
My dog ate it
Die dulci freure
Have a nice day
Fac ut vivas
Get a life
Fac me cocleario vomere!
Gag me with a spoon!
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem
Stand aside, little people! I am here on official business
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Unless you give me all of your money, I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant
May barbarians invade your personal space
Quo signo nata es?
What's your sign?
Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt...
You know, the Romans invented the art of love...
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant
May conspirators assasinate you in the hall
Magister mundi sum!
I am the master of the universe!
Non sum pisces
I am not a fish
Radix lecti
Couch potato
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Unitam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
Cogito ergo sum
I think, therefore I am
Cogito ergo doleo
I think, therefore I am depressed
Senito aliquos togatos contra me conspirare
I think some people in togas are plotting against me
Vah! Denuone latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.
Nihili est - in vita priore ego imperator romanus fui
That's nothing; in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor
Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est
Yes, that is a very large amount of corn
Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est
The cheque is in the post
Non illigitamus carborundum
Don't let the b'stards grind you down
Nonne macescis?
Have you lost weight?
Minime senuisti!
You haven't aged a bit!
Id tibi praebet speciem lepidissimam!
It looks great on you!
Capillamentum? Haudquaquam conieci esse!
A wig? I never would have guessed!
Braccae tuae aperiuntur
Your fly is open
Subucula tua apparet
Your slip is showing
In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spiniciae habes
You have a big piece of spinach in your front teeth
Abutebaris modo subjunctivo
You've been misusing the subjunctive
Heus, hic nos omnes in agmine sunt!
Hey, we're all in line here!
Non, mihi ignosce, credo me insequentem esse
No, excuse me, I believe I'm next
Nonne de novo eboraco venis?
You're from New York, aren't you?

Bumper Stickers and Vanity Plates

Sona si latine loqueris
Honk if you speak Latin
Balaenae nobis conservandae sunt
Save the whales
Frena pro feris teneo
I brake for animals
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt
When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults
Sic hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades
If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated, and much too close
Speed demon
Beach bum

Advanced Quotations
The following phrases are for those who can speak Latin while at the same time maintaining a cheesy accent. This is harder than you think. Despite all your best intentions to do a perfect rendition of Clint Eastwood from the film Dirty Harry, celebrity Latin accents invariably transform into something more akin to Manuel from Fawlty Towers.

Quid agis, medice?
What's up, Doc?
Dic mihi solum facta, domina
Just the facts, ma'am
Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Farrago fatigans!
Thuffering thuccotash!
Fac ut gaudeam
Make my day
Illius me paenitet, dux
Sorry about that, chief
Tuis pugis pignore!
You bet your bippy!
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
The devil made me do it!
Osculare pultem meam!
Kiss my grits!
Credidi me felem vidisse!
I tought I taw a puddy tat!
Si fallatis officium, quaestor infitias eat se quicquam scire de factis vestris
If you fail, the secretary will disavow all knowledge of your activities
Te capiam, cunicule sceleste!
I'll get you, you wascally wabbit!
Conlige suspectos semper habitos
Round up the usual suspects
Certe, toto, sentio nos in kansate non iam adesse
You know, Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
Me transmitte sursum, caledoni
Beam me up, Scotty

Names and Titles
Translations of the names of some famous bands and television shows.

The Beatles
The Temptations
Lapides provolventes
The Rolling Stones
Ille quis
The Who
Mortui grati
The Grateful Dead
The Monkees
Pueri litoris
The Beach Boys
Illi silices
The Flintstones
Insula gilliganis
Gilligan's Island
Zona crepusculi
The Twilight Zone
Opus: quod fiere non potest
Mission: Impossible
Dies felices
Happy Days
Navis amoris
The Love Boat
Iuvenes inquietesque
The Young and the Restless
Pretium iustum est
The Price is Right

1 Some of these phrases can be found in the excellent work Latin for Everyday Occasions: Lingua Latina Omnibus by
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skrevet af: Dennis Skovgaard Sjøbeck - sidst redigeret: 08-01-2009 22:48:41 - læst: 1831
3. december 2008

Vi har fået akvarium :)

Det kan svært nogle gange at have en farmor som er allergisk overfor dyrehår, men vi vil selvfølgelig heller undvære dyret end farmor med hår på benene...naerjj... sådan er det ikke... vi vil hellere have vores farmor end et dyr!

Nå, men akvariumet > 128l - jeg skal faktisk bare med Peter ned i Fakta og handle. Da jeg så køen løb jeg skrigende ud af butikken. I en øjenkrog og trods mine 240 km/h ser jeg alligevel den lille private salgsannonce med et akvarie og ringer. Det er 200 meter fra butikken så vi kører straks derover og vupti handlen er igennem med en lille hundredemand i besparelse :) 400,- DKK for et 128l akvarie, pumpe, slange, armatur, net, strømur (er der noget der hedder det?)

Da jeg så kom hjem med det blev Ginnie godt gal i skralden :| Ja, sikken en velkomst! Her kommer jeg med en gave som vi skal have stående, nyde og eksperimentere lidt - undskyld da! Sidenhen er hun dog gået hen og blevet mere mild. Til tider må jeg faktisk sige til hende at hun ikke skal blande sig når hun har idéer.

Først købte vi lidt vand fra hanen, så købte vi sten > det fik lov til at stå en uge...så købte vi gubier, pansermaller som spiser madrester på bunden og en ål. En uge senere og 2 gubi unger rigere har vi fået købt 4 skallaer og en rigtig sugemalle.

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skrevet af: Dennis Skovgaard Sjøbeck - sidst redigeret: 05-12-2008 21:24:59 - læst: 4167
15. august 2008

Vi var ude og spise hos Glennie & Christian igår - det var SUPER hyggeligt og kæmpe god mad; Drengene nåede ikke i bad inden vi kørte, men det var Sille som var lidt bange for dem!

Der var skattejagt, guitarspil, paradis-is, tegnefilm og meget mere så drengene havde næsten ikke tid til at spise :)

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